washuphotocaptions:

The most stunning finding of 2011 for the Sociology and Neurology departments was that as the number of computer monitors a student has on his desk goes up, the probability he has a girlfriend goes down in a perfect inverse relation:

Prob(gf) = 1/m - 1/2,

where Prob(gf) is the probability that student has a girlfriend and m is the number of computer monitors on student’s desk.